Friday, August 29, 2008

Joe Biden = Amtrak. Sarah Palin = sled pulled by polar bears.

She steers with her teeth. Other stuff you didn't know about Sarah Palin:

- We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

- Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.

- Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.

More here.


Anonymous said...

Boy howdy, that Josh Trevino is some kind of innovative comedy genius. Maybe he could dream up a Sarah Palin Top Ten list next.

Anonymous said...

Little Known Fact: That's not global warming in Alaska, it's Republican flop sweat.

Anonymous said...

Ah, conservatives and comedy. Two things that go together like salt and bowling balls.

Anonymous said...

Wow... Another weblog, that still uses the same template that I chose (back in the Fall 2002 semester)! This is great (refreshing to see)!!
cc: Chris Ardnt

I may have been here before [before earlier this month I mean... see below]; it's hard to say, having been to so many weblog, over these past years. From that photo, you look kind of like conservative leader Dan Flynn, who I think is also from Massachusetts [his brother Barry was the Chairman of the statewide College Republicans organization in that state, some 8 years ago].

Anyway, I wanted to leave a "poor-man's trackback" here, as I did link to this entry, in a minor update to:
Post-RNC Convention Expense Recovery Appeal, University Blog

Thanks, and keep up the great work... even from Massachusetts!! ;-)