Joe Biden = Amtrak. Sarah Palin = sled pulled by polar bears.
She steers with her teeth. Other stuff you didn't know about Sarah Palin:
- We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
- Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
- Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.