Joe Biden had brain surgery?

Joe Biden had two brain surgeries?  What?  Ace: "The Surgeon Who Performed Two Operations To Fix Joe Biden's Defective Brain: I Can Assure You That Joe Biden's Brain Is, For the Moment, "Functioning"."

Talk about damning with faint praise: I would say that everybody's brain is "functioning" until they're dead.

Related - Washington Examiner: "Six times Biden described major events in his life that never happened."

I've seen this show before

Daily Caller: "Elizabeth Warren Kicks Off Policy Speech To Native Americans With An Apology: ‘I Am Sorry’"

“Now before I go any further, I want to say this. Like anyone who’s been honest with themselves, I know that I have made mistakes. I am very sorry for harm I have caused,” Warren remarked during the event. “I have listened and I have learned a lot, and I am grateful for the many conversations that we’ve had together.”

Do you know what you'll never - ever - never ever hear from Warren?

1) What mistakes she's made

2) What harm she's caused

3) What she's learned

She has thrown out this fake penitence for years now and every time she's asked about it we get vague responses like "I'm not part of a tribe" or "I'm not a person of color."  You'll never get her to admit that she only adopted her so-called heritage in her mid-30s when she just happened to be looking for a job.  

Prove me wrong, mainstream media: let's hear what "mistakes" or "harm" Warren has caused.  She's practically inviting you to ask her.

Oh, I know how

In fact, I predicted it a long time ago.  Hot Air: "McDonald’s Just Opened A Restaurant With Almost No Workers. Guess How."  Soon you're going to have all the $15 minimum wage jobs that nobody will fill.

Don't do it, Joe

PJ Media: "Report: Obama Tried to Talk Biden out of Running for President."  "If there’s anything that we can gather from this story it’s that Obama really doesn’t think as highly of Joe Biden as Joe Biden wants us to believe."

Extra - Spectator: "Joe Biden isn’t ‘gaffe-prone’, he’s losing his mind."

The media is a joke

If you're wondering (yet again) why conservatives hate the media, look no further than the double standard of Politifact, the Democrat-protecting racket.  Vodkapundit: "Michael Brown PolitiFact Check: Murder Is What Democrats Say It Is, or Something."

When is it OK to call a not-murder a murder? When Democrats need it to call it one for political gain, if I'm reading PolitiFact's Louis Jacobson correctly.

This clown show has been going on for years but you'll rarely see an example where a news source will openly wonder: "who are we to say what words mean?"

PolitiFact is a lying maybe-paid partisan propagandist protecting Democrats who falsely called a policeman a murderer.

But that's just word choice.

— Razor (@hale_razor) August 14, 2019

Gunfight in Philadelphia

Live updates on Reddit here. 

The millionaire who hates billionaires

Reason Online: "Media Notices Bernie's Nonsense Conspiracies When They're About Media" - "The progressive senator's Trumpian anti-Bezos take is part of career-long history of fantasizing about evil billionaires."

Vox and National Review agree

Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris are pandering liars. 

Our new feature: what did Joe Biden say today?

Bloomberg: "Biden Says He Was Vice President During the Parkland Shooting."

Joe Biden said he was vice president when the deadly high school shooting in Parkland, Florida, took place. Except, it happened in 2018, more than a year after he left office -- the latest gaffe by the Democratic presidential front-runner.

Biden told reporters in Iowa on Saturday that “those kids in Parkland came up to see me when I was vice president.” But when they visited Capitol Hill to talk with members of Congress, lawmakers were “basically cowering, not wanting to see them. They did not want to face it on camera.”

This is a wild piece of fiction.  Not only did Joe Biden comfort the Parkland kids, but those dastardly and cowardly Congressmen were turning them away.  But not brave Joe - that's not the Scranton style.

Joe Biden: the man, the myth, the time-travelling legend.

Daily question: what did Joe Biden say today?

Yesterday it was "Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."
Also, he called British prime minister Teresa May "Margaret Thatcher"...again.

Today: "Biden Forcefully Grabs Girl After Being Asked How Many Genders There Are."

But he answered: "Joe Biden: There Are At Least Three Genders."

This is "corn dogs at the Iowa Fair" season.  What is Grandpa Joe going to do when we get to crunch time?

Joe Biden sent his supporters to a nonexistent website. He couldn’t remember where the recent mass shootings occurred. He can’t seem to stop calling Theresa May “Margaret Thatcher.” He equated poverty with blackness. He boasted about working with segregationists.

Enough already.

— Walker Bragman (@WalkerBragman) August 9, 2019

Under the bus you go

Washington Free Beacon: "Ocasio-Cortez Hits Former Chief of Staff for ‘Divisive’ Tweet About Moderate Democrats."

AOC's cognitive functions are so slow, it took her over a month to respond to this tweet.