Shockingly accurate

Babylon Bee: "Man Reads Tweet He Disagrees With, Dies." 

Oh that's (D)ifferent

Hot Air: "Time: Denying election results legit is not election denying."

Red State: "Media Pounces on GOP After Inconvenient Truths About Hakeem Jeffries Are Pointed Out."

The media doesn't even try to hide its bias anymore.  Noted fascist Jamie Raskin will testify. 

What happens when you graduate at the bottom of your law school class

The Corner: "Thus Far, the Constitution Has Held Up Against President Biden’s Executive Despotism."

Since August, President Joe Biden, that ertswhile restorer of our norms, has: (1) issued an executive order that he knew full well was illegal; (2) altered that illegal executive order in an attempt to avoid judicial review; and (3) asked the courts to allow him to proceed with his illegal executive order, so that, by the time it is inevitably struck down, the case has been rendered moot.

"YOLO, let's see what unconstitutional overreach I can do before someone stops me" isn't much of a governing style.

Unbelievable self-own

Twitchy: "Sen. Warren says Elon Musk shouldn’t be able to decide who gets to be heard from and who doesn’t."

Extra - Red State: "Elizabeth Warren Accidentally Explains the Problem With Twitter Before Elon"

The hypocrisy is astounding. https://t.co/T6cPrAxHbf

— Lisa Christine •.•.•.•.•.• (@lisachristinect) November 30, 2022

Best and brightest, y'all

Hot Air: "Why can't Karine Jean-Pierre pronounce Nobel Prize?" - "KJP is a perfect example of someone who has a prestigious job simply because she checks off several identity boxes in a Democrat administration."

Stop. Do not pass Go.

Do not spend $200 billion.

Reason: "With Congressional Gridlock, Americans Get a National Breather." - "That's good news for Americans baffled by Democrats' insistence on treating the U.S. economy as something between a laboratory experiment and a toy train set, with lawmakers indulging their whims through serial rounds of life-altering policy moves." 

This guy has always been a clown

Red State: "Adam Schiff Has an Incredible Change of Heart on Congressional Investigations." 

Here come the pre-nups

I found this to be an interesting statistic from "‘Financial infidelity’ has money-conscious Gen Zers and Millennials saying ‘I don’t’."

The Knot’s Financial Study 2022 found that 43% of those surveyed were most likely to consider it a deal breaker if their partner was secretive about finances or dishonest about money being spent.

Research has also found that more couples are signing prenups regardless of their financial status — they’re not just for Gisele and Tom Brady. A new report from the Harris Poll found that 15% of U.S. adults surveyed signed a prenup, which is up from just 3% in 2010. It also found that 35% of unmarried people say they’re likely to sign a prenup in the future.

Also:

This aligns with other data. A new survey from buy-now, pay-later company Affirm found that millennials see the ability to manage money as the most attractive trait in a partner.

That's not a bad thing.

Spot the fake news story

The Bee: "Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It’s Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary."

Not the Bee: "This man threw bricks at a NYC gay bar and liberals blamed it on right-wing bigotry. Turns out the guy is... well, you know." 

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody

Go Patriots!

Nice work if you can get it

Just a reminder to consider as you're paying 20% more for Thanksgiving, here's Joe Biden's public schedule since returning from the G20 summit:

Thursday: nothing

Friday: meeting with business and labor leaders

Saturday: wedding

Sunday: birthday party

Monday: pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey

Tuesday: travel to Nantucket

Wednesday (today): nothing

The paper of record

Babylon Bee: "CBS News Officially Confirms That Lincoln Has Been Shot."