Jobs in America: Earnings are up

The non-partisan Factcheck, which has found fault on all ends of the political spectrum, declares that Senator Splunge is full of it when he says the economy isn’t producing good jobs – “Economy producing mostly bad jobs? Not so fast”: “A new set of figures from the Bureau of Labor Statistics show higher-paying jobs growing faster.”

Know what’s a good job? U.S. Senator. You can skip work nearly every day and still pull in a cool six-figures. Sweet!