Boobies everywhere

The hotel in Germany was attached to a "resort" or health spa. The swimming pool inside had a "no clothes" policy. Not "clothing optional" mind you, but the full monty. Outside the spa, they offer brochures with the many features inside. The flyer features beautifully proportioned women lying around the spa, completely in the buff.

As I mentioned, late night TV is packed solid with lascivious cellphone sex come-ons. But the German ESPN station (DSF?) switches from sports during the day to "sports fantisies" at night. These fantasies entail women taking off their clothes on bowling alleys, miniature golf courses, and other venues keeping with the sports theme.

It goes without saying that the numerous magazines offered aren't shy about putting it all out on the covers. Just like the spa brochure and the late-night TV, anybody can easily access soft-p0rn in commercial advertisements. But the funniest (or un-funniest depending on your viewpoint) instance was the boobie spread in that most quotidian of places: the phone book. I kid you not - it was in an ad for a men's club.

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