Improbability factor: High

If Kerry won’t resign his dust-covered Senate seat, will he at least give back his salary?

In 2000, then-Texas Gov. George Bush reimbursed his state a day's salary for every day that he was campaigning out of state and then-Lt. Gov. Rick Perry had to step in as acting governor.

Extra: Tagorda calls this latest salvo against Kerry “a brilliant tactical move.”