“Dave loves stinky cheese!”

Via Fark, the Smoking Gun is showcasing the “The Greatest Backstage Rider Ever” from the Foo Fighters. I thought this demand was particularly humorous:

Artist shall not be required to share dressing room with any other performer, except Supergrass, Oasis, or maybe Led Zeppelin.

Supergrass?!? I actually have one of their CDs! I’m so cool.

By the way, I was surprised there was no mention of Mentos during the song "Big Me."