Situation normal:Osama Bin Laden dead or maybe not: "President Asif Ali Zardari said Monday that Pakistani Intelligence believes that Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden is dead but acknowledged they had no evidence."
That and $4 will get you a latte at Starbucks. We should have expected no less from a guy named "As if!"
Update (4/28) - OMG, that was a typo. Thanks, eagle-eyed commenter!