Monday, August 15, 2005

Ben Affleck is a tool

From Slate:

According to the Star, the actor, who recently wed Jennifer Garner, "stunned the faithful" in an Idaho church by standing up during prayer services and saying, "My name is Ben Affleck and this is my wife, Jennifer, from Los Angeles!"
That’s right Ben: even in the Lord’s House, it’s all about you.

Extra – More Affleck news: “Good Will Stinking” Hey, now, I predict "Resistance" will be just as popular as "Commander-in-Chief." (That is, four episodes and out.)

2 comments:

Andrew Ian Dodge said...

And here we thought Ben Affleck in Team America was satire.

Anonymous said...

Totally random comment, but why do people suddenly "turn to god" when trying to turn around the effects of their own self-inflicted bad judgement?

Did god somehow take a vaction while they were screwing their lives up?