This is good for a chuckle
This guy was convinced that signing a credit card receipt is a waste of time. He was right. He signed receipts with stick figures, an "X", hieroglyphics, a black rectangle with a grid, "Mariah Carey", "Please Check ID" and "I stole this card." Nobody gave him a second look. Make sure to scroll through all the pages.
Handsome B. Wonderful aka Rembrandt Q. Einstein