Poisoned Apple

Here's a news release posted on Apple Computer's web site:

“In the wake of Apple’s announcement late yesterday that former Vice President Al Gore was elected to the company’s board of directors, President George Bush announced this morning that he would demand a recount… The Bush administration indicated that if a recount was not successful, they would take the matter to the Supreme Court,” reports Crazy Apple Rumors. [Mar 20]

I guess after you've sold your soul to Bill Gates, put Al Gore on your board of directors, and watch your stock fall to near a 52-week low, the only way to hold onto your dignity is to make fun of the President. Keep an eye on this one - I'll bet it "disappears" soon.