Here's the list of presenters and performers for this Sunday's Academy Awards. I think most of them will be neutral on Iraq, but a couple (Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon, U2) won't be able to help themselves.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is going to sing a song from "Chicago"; she's 8 1/2 months pregnant. If there are any Academy Award drinking games going and she breaks water on stage, there's going to be a lot of hungover people come Monday morning.