A confederacy of bootlickers

American Greatness: "Fawning Media Gets a Big Scoop on Biden’s Favorite Ice-Cream" - "When given a rare opportunity to question Joe Biden on any number of critical issues facing the nation—the crisis at the southern border, inflation, the Wuhan lab leak, skyrocketing gas prices, and rising crime rates, to name a few—the fawning corporate media on Thursday opted to grill him about his choice of ice cream instead."

It's funny because it's believable - Babylon Bee: "Reporters Cheer As Biden Takes Huge Bite Out Of Microphone Mistaking It For Ice Cream."