Saturday, September 16, 2006

Lighten up, Francis


Muslim Street: The name's Muslim Street, but everybody calls me Ummah. Any of you guys call me Muslim Street, and I'll kill you.

Pope Benedict: Ooooooh.

Muslim Street: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching the Koran. So just keep your infidel meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys drawing pictures of Mohammad, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody talking about me. Any of you infidels talk about me, and I'll kill you.

(Apologies to Harold Ramis)

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