Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Greatest Senator Splunge headline ever

From Joan Vennochi in the Boston Globe: “The Caveat Emperor”:

At this point it comes as no surprise. John Kerry is releasing all his military records -- but then again, he isn't.

During an interview yesterday with Globe editorial writers and columnists, the former Democratic presidential nominee was asked if had signed Form SF 180, authorizing the Department of Defense to grant access to all his military records.

''I have signed it," Kerry said. Then, he added that his staff was ''still going through it" and ''very, very shortly, you will have a chance to see it."
Or not. You see they need to find one of those 9x12” envelopes and then there’s the question of how much postage…you understand. (Eh, Mark is better at this kind of low volume ridicule. Have at it!)

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