Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Men stop watching TV. Networks fail to blame awful shows.

Lisa: “It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you.”
Abe: “It's rotten being old. No one listens to you.”
Homer: “I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me – no matter how dumb my suggestions are.”
{[pulls out a can of "Nuts and Gum" mixture, starts chomping]}

Network executives are freaking out because men are not watching television. Excuses? Take your pick: video games, DVDs, Iraq. Jed at Boots and Sabers says “reality shows” but I’m going with the broader answer offered by the Southern Cons of “shows stink!”

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