Always have a friend look over your resume

From CNBC: "'Weekends are for drinking' and other things not to say in your resume"

5. Candidate specified that his availability was limited because Friday, Saturday and Sunday were "drinking time".
6. Candidate included a picture of herself in a cheerleading uniform.
7. Candidate drew a picture of a car on the outside of the envelope and said it was the hiring manager's gift.
8. Candidate's hobbies included sitting on a levee at night watching alligators.

Hmmm...I like #6. (HT: Fark)