Monday, October 30, 2006

ManBearPig alert – From Fox News: “British government report: Global warming could cripple world economy.”

Let’s make a deal. I’ll never again write a snarky word about Al Gore and the myth of anthrogenic climate change if Ted Kennedy agrees to give up his pristine view off Hyannisport and allow the Cape Wind project to move forward. After all, if global warming is such a dire problem - a genuine threat to life, liberty and fortune - surely Ted would support a wind power project, even if it is in his own backyard. After all, sacrifices must be made.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The report was commissioned by the Treasury Department. Look to the only way forward as being to raise taxes.

Anonymous said...

Sounds good to me.

What's the snark on Gore? That he was right about global warming and Iraq long before ANY Conservative?

I'll snark that 100% correct and prescient bastard for you if you want.

Anonymous said...

Don't you get it? It's more cost-effective to make fun of Fat Teddy than it is to take the unpleasant political and economic steps required. Especially when your conservative heroes stay perfectly warm, year round, up inside Exxon's ass.

Hey! It was like 60, 70 degrees yesterday for Halloween! Global warming? More like global WHINING!!!