Thursday, September 15, 2005

TranscriptPresident Bush’s speech from New Orleans

I was zoning in and out during the speech but here’s what I came away with: an abnormal storm overwhelmed our normal capability to address the problem. So now we’re going to spend piles of money building the world’s largest sump pump to save a city that sits underwater. It would have been a much better speech if the President declared that the pork-laden transportation bill that just passed was going to have all it’s expenditures diverted to the Gulf Coast. [Chris Farley voice] "That would have been awesome." [/Chris Farley]

Follow-up – According to Lorie Byrd, hurricane survivors at the Astrodome praised Bush’s speech and blamed Nagin and Blanco. Uh-oh: an intern at ABC News is bound to lose his/her job for poor screening. (Free Republic caught it too).

More – Here’s the video of the exchange from the Political Teen: “Right after President Bush’s address to the nation last night, ABC reporter Dean Reynolds went out interviewing Katrina victims. He asked Bush-bashing baiting questions, however the woman he interviewed didn’t bite on to it.”

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

WERENT YOU SURPRISED THEY HADNT BEEN ARRESTED BY THOSE TEXAN HOGS DRIVING BY IN THE BACK-GROUND FOR ILLEGAL MASS OF PUBLIC OUTCRY AND FAILURE TO DISPEARSE FROM AN AREA THAT HAS BEEN DESIGNATED FOR MOTOR-VEHICLES?

Anonymous said...

The way the government is spending money and as fast as the Chinese are providing it, it won't be long before we'll be speaking Mandarin.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, NPR managed to find people at the Astrodome who had nothing good to say about Bush and the speech. Guess they'll be keeping their jobs.

Anonymous said...

Even Donna Brazil liked W's speech!!

The End Times must be nigh.