Midwest Conservative Journal goes to work on the French with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. But yet still finds the sophistication to quote Shelley! Wow.

The Saturday Night Live skit for France writes itself: a wine-sloshed fop is shown picture after audio after video of Iraq hiding weapons of mass destruction. The presentation culminates with a video of Hussein, wearing a "Hello! My name is Saddam Hussein" sticker on his fatigues, screaming "Adbul, where did you hide the anthrax?!? I, Saddam Hussein, am looking for the anthrax! Did you put it next to the Scuds?" The French diplomat gives a Gallic shrug and says: "We need to inspect that, mon ami."