I'll be a business trip for the next two days, so posting will be on a brief hiatus. In the meantime, I beseech you, please read/reference/link this page. I'm starting to wonder if it's worth the trouble for barely a hundred hits a day. C'mon, isn't this good stuff? Didn't anybody like my Saudi unemployment/Mayor Quimby comparison? That's gold!

OK, OK, I'll give you little cretins what you really came for: True Porn Clerk Stories! Enjoy!