Legendary music producer Phil Spector has been arrested on suspicion of murder of a woman at his L.A. mansion.

That’s strange…has Spector ever shown signs of violent behavior before?

“Spector's last major album was "End of the Century," a 1980 collaboration with the Ramones. During the session, the late bassist Dee Dee Ramone said Spector pulled a gun on the band.”

Well, at least he’s not crazy.

“Hubby Phil's adoration and indeed obsession with Ronnie results in a gnarly web of jealous-husband antics that include him cutting Ronnie of from friends and family and even, according to legend, having her drive around with an inflatable husband doll in the passenger seat of her car to ward off interested gents.”

Oh, never mind.