Sunday, October 29, 2023

How does the Bee do it?

The Babylon Bee is now the #1 predictor of the news.  For example:

A couple days later, we have this statement from the Biden security team:
Then came the statement from Deputy National Security Advisor Jon Finer. His remarks were even worse. According to Finer, they believe they can prevent Hamas from stealing the aid because they have an understanding with...wait for it...Hamas. 
You'll never - ever - guess what happened next.  Reuters: "Gazans break into aid centres, taking flour and supplies, UN says." 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Deafening silence"... "jumbo shrimp"... "working vacation"... "crash landing"... "conservative comedy."