When I first heard this NY Times story about Marco Rubio's "luxury speedboat" I assumed it was along the lines of Al Czervik's boat from "Caddyshack"
Instead it's a fishing boat, the exact same kind my uncle had. Who knew that my uncle - an insurance salesman from New Jersey - was living in the lap of "luxury"? Ah, I remember the glamorous days of pumping gas from a red can on the floor and the long journey from stem to stern, all five steps.
This is a couple days after the Times called an F-150 truck an "SUV." It's not: it's the classic American pickup. I don't think the crowd at the Times has the slightest idea what happens out in flyover country.