Banana for scale

Sounds to me like somebody was making up a really bad excuse to get out of work.  MassLive: "Westfield man hospitalized after saying he was struck in groin by banana."

The man was taken to Noble Hospital on his request, after saying he was in pain and needed a doctor's note for his work the next day.

Officers could not find evidence to support his story; in Mazza's words, the search for the offending banana was "fruitless."

Bravo.  [golf clap]