The pursuit of happiness* (maximum: $5 million)
The latest brilliant idea in class warfare? A maximum income. You can make up to $5 million dollars but then everything above that is taxed at 99%.
"Mr. Spielberg? It's the studio. Great news! They've green-lighted "Jaws 5: The Revenge of Bruce."
"I don't know, Jennifer, my accountant says that I'm already up to $4.3 million for the fiscal year and I'm still pulling in merchandising cash from Tintin."
"But Mr. Spielberg, a movie would give jobs to hundreds of Hollywood phonies from actors to writers to set builders."
"Well, OK, but we need to find a lead who's under the limit. [snaps fingers] Get me Tom Arnold!"
Extra - Vodkapundit: "An idea whose time has come."