Here's Don Surber with "Boring Barack":
I challenge readers to - off the top of their heads - come up with one quote from a speech that Obama has given since taking office.Challenge accepted. Here's the quote I remember (over and over): "Some people think [strained representation of one position]. Still others believe that [extreme representation of the opposite position]. But the best approach is [middle way designed to give the appearance that Obama is the rational adult in the debate.]"
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"Let me be clear . . . [insert total and complete lie here]"
Yeah, why can't he say something smart, unforgettable, and Presidential, like "Bring 'em on"? What a flop.
"Four!"
Too bad we cant include Obama's speeches and statements before he took office. Some of those look pretty darn comical in retrospect:
"I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
It's hilarious to see people trying to deny what is plainly so: Barack Obama is a talented public speaker.
Teleprompter, teleprompter, teleprompter! Boring quotes! He speaks and the market drops (sometimes)! He uses the word "I"!
Come on, magical speech fairies! I hate this guy! Make him not have been good at talking!
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