The Superficial on Tara Conner’s retention of the Miss USA crown: “But the real moral of the story? You can do anything when you're pretty. Want to punch a fireman in the face? Go for it. Eat a bald eagle? Sure, why not. You've earned it.”
And when in doubt, go for the tears. Gets ‘em every time.
2 comments:
Eric, you ever read waiterrant.net? It's great. This incident reminded me of this post:
http://waiterrant.net/wordpress2/?p=167
If you're ever a little bit bored, just read through the archives there, some of his stories are great.
I'd give her the benefit of the doubt....every time.
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