Tuesday, December 19, 2006

I’m pretty and people like me


The Superficial on Tara Conner’s retention of the Miss USA crown: “But the real moral of the story? You can do anything when you're pretty. Want to punch a fireman in the face? Go for it. Eat a bald eagle? Sure, why not. You've earned it.

And when in doubt, go for the tears. Gets ‘em every time.

2 comments:

Matthew said...

Eric, you ever read waiterrant.net? It's great. This incident reminded me of this post:

http://waiterrant.net/wordpress2/?p=167

If you're ever a little bit bored, just read through the archives there, some of his stories are great.

Brian said...

I'd give her the benefit of the doubt....every time.