An Irish girl, drinking? What’s the world coming to!? - The rumor about town is that Miss USA Tara Conner is about to be stripped of her throne. Phineas G says she was doomed from the start: “Sure the reigning Miss USA, Tara Conner, may be too young to have been named after Tara Reid or Tara Patrick, but in The Big Book of Names 1985 edition* it clearly states any girls named Tara will have a 99% chance of being drunken harlots.” Ouch.