Why do the Democrats get all the good candidates?

We Republicans have Ah-nold. But the Dems have Jerry Springer! And now another Democrat has stepped into the California governor's race (via How Appealing):

"Hustler's Larry Flynt wants to replace Davis": Today's issue of The San Francisco Chronicle reports here that "Larry C. Flynt, the publisher of Hustler magazine, says he wants to be the Democratic Party's standard bearer -- or maybe 'barer' -- in the coming California recall election, and he's running for governor."

Talk about the soft bigotry of low expectations.....