I'm back! I read the Sunday papers on the ride back from Pennsylvania and something must be said. There's no way to sugar coat this: Funky Winkerbean is an affront to mankind. Persistently, stubbornly, unfunny. The Funky "spinoff" Crankshaft is equally loathsome. They probably survive only because of inertia. Comic Page Editors, I implore you, end the madness.