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I didn’t watch but word on the street is that Madonna did something shocking at the MTV Video Music Awards. How predictable. And expected. And unshocking. Do you know what would have blown me away?: if Madonna came out in a smart evening dress and started singing “At Last” (think Etta James). Then, after she’s done, she would acknowledge the applause with a small head nod and walk off the stage.

That would be shocking.