Wednesday, July 30, 2003

The world’s smallest violin for Spicoli

From today’s NY Post Page Six:

July 30, 2003 -- SEAN Penn is green with envy over the success of everyone's favorite lusty leprechaun, Colin Farrell. Penn was overheard outside the Mercer Hotel Monday afternoon complaining about Farrell's Hollywood heat. A spy reports, "Sean was yelling into his cell phone, saying, 'Why is Colin Farrell getting all the movies that I should be getting?' " While no one doubts Penn's talent, his visit to Iraq earlier this year cost him some fans. He claims his grand-standing caused producer Steve Bing to dump him from "Why Men Shouldn't Marry" (Penn promptly sued Bing). Another factor is that Penn turns 43 on Aug. 17 while Farrell is only 27.

Any word on when the Baghdad Boys, David Bonior and Jim McDermott, are going back to Iraq? Maybe they can get a package deal with Sean Penn and Janeane Garofalo.

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