Gray Davis recall update/song parody

My eyebrows shot upward when I read this in “Gray to Fade” from today’s Opinion Journal: “Pollsters note he is the first politician in anyone's memory to have less than 50% support in all demographic groups.”

And – just to show you how my diseased mind works – the first thing that popped into my head was the Armour Hot Dog song:

Davis! Gov’ner Davis!
Why kind of groups hate Gov’ner Davis?
Seniors, children, blacks and Hispanics
Whites and Asians
Drivers of Honda Civics
Hate Davis. Gov’ner Davis!
The Gov they want to boot

I need therapy.