Memories I'm not terribly proud of: Tonight, while I was driving home, I caught a song on the radio I hadn't heard in easily ten years. And - as if a light had been turned on in my brain - I started singing the lyrics in perfect synchronicity. Man, it was weird, like I was speaking in tongues.

Here's the part I'm not proud of: it was "Lovergirl" by (almost) one-hit wonder Teena Marie. Yes, yes, shake your head in disappointment. If there's any redemption for me, I also knew all the lyrics to "Heat of the Moment" by Asia.

"And now you find yourself in '82"