Tuesday, January 28, 2003

State of the Union conundrum!

Attorney General John Ashcroft pulled the short straw and will be the cabinet member absent from the State of the Union address in case some tragedy occurs. Thus, in an intolerable twist of fate, the wackos at Democratic Underground will be forced to hope (do they pray?) that nothing happens to George W. Bush! Paging John Hawkins!

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