A comrade in humor reminded me of a brief Conan O'Brien bit from this past November called "New Stamps". One set of new stamps was called "Dog Stereotypes."

There was a Chinese Pug shown playing ping-pong
An Irish Setter was getting drunk
A German Shepherd was dressed in a Nazi uniform
and
A French Poodle was….(can you guess?)…surrendering to the German Shepherd.

Heh-heh.