Oh...my...Heck. I just read the Boston Herald interview with Teresa Heinz, wife of Democratic Senator and Presidential aspirant John Kerry. She's been a registered Republican since 1971 ("I really love that guy" [former President George Bush]) but - quite suddenly! - the GOP turned into the party of "right wing zealots" and she registered Democrat. If she becomes First Lady, she wants to form a Department of Wellness.

This chick is Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

I think Kerry missed a real opportunity here. The old lady should have stayed true to her lifetime political persuasion. It would have been a great story - they're the ultimate Odd Couple! She's a Republican and he's a Democrat; and true to form, she makes the money and he spends it! Now, it just smells like an Oval Office conversion. Too bad.