Monday, August 24, 2020

Best use of a CNN hack as a verb

Kurt Schlichter: "Now Democrats Are Stuck With Biden."
So, now the bar is raised for the debates since Kierkegaard’s fanboy is the master of rhetoric and the font of all wisdom. He can’t just come out, stand there, and win by not forgetting to zip up his fly or by foregoing groping a production assistant. He’s going to have to deal with Trump, who is as vital and focused as Biden is desiccated and lost. Sure, Joe will have the moderators Candy Crowleying for him big time, trying to cover for his incoherence and take Trump off his game. If Trump is cunning and bloodthirsty, which he is, he’ll ignore the media offensive line, blitz right at Biden, and smear him all over the field. Trump has achievements, promises he’s kept, and if you listen to his speeches (he’s back on the road with smaller crowds), he’s making more promises that he’ll keep. What’s Mr. Jill got? His theme is “I’m kind of nice, and pay no attention to the agenda of the communists pulling my strings.” He’ll raise your taxes, ban fracking, suck up to the ChiComs, let rioters run rampant, defund the cops, and try to take your guns. And the Dems’ plan has worked so well that they literally have the worst possible candidate to defend this idiotic agenda against the best and most aggressive GOP politician in decades.
Haha - love it - we'll never forget Candy.  Biden does fine with a teleprompter or the mainstream media who treats old Grandpa with kid gloves but he goes completely off the rails when he's faced with the slightest bit of confrontation, you dog-faced lying pony soldier.  Trump's gonna give him plenty.


Anonymous said...

1. Ha ha, Biden's going to lose.
1(a). Ha ha, Democrats are stuck with Biden.

2. Basement Biden is hiding from interviews.
2(a). Interviewers are too nice to Biden.

3. Mark my words: Biden will never, ever debate.
3(a). Just wait until we get him at the debate!

Roger Bournival said...

Candy Crowley - an unfortunate name for a fat broad.

Anonymous said...

That fat broad sure rolled over Mitt Romney.

Eric said...

She sure did, to save the Chosen One when he was in trouble.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Obama was on the ropes and struggling to survive. Until Candy Crowley singlehandedly gave him the 130 electoral votes he needed to eke out a 332-206 victory.