Federalist: "Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test Proves She Was Lying - Acting as if the results of the senator's DNA test are a vindication of her initial claims is an assault on reason."
Turtleboy: "Elizabeth Warren Using Ancestry Test Showing She’s 1/512 Indian To Prove She Didn’t Lie About Native American Ancestry Is the Most Liz Warren Thing Ever."
National Review: "Native Americans React to Warren’s DNA Test" "Many in the Native American community reacted angrily Monday after Senator Elizabeth Warren released the results of a DNA test showing that she has a distant Native American ancestor."
Powerline: "To make matters worse for Warren’s claim, the study was based not on Native American DNA from within the U.S., but rather on Mexican, Peruvian, and Colombian DNA."
And, of course, Professor Jacobson: "Elizabeth Warren DNA test does NOT prove she’s Native American, contrary to the hype."
Old 1/1024 thought this was going to help but instead it's going to open up a whole new line of ridicule. Good.
1. Warren's NOT Native American.— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) October 16, 2018
2. Media can't do math.
3. Media will pump out lies fast and issue corrections slowly.
4. Warren is desperate to get the "Pocahontas" label off of her.
5. Real Native Americans and Native American groups are disgusted by her. https://t.co/yRPcuymlcG
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Most importantly of all - *especially* because she retells this story in the campaign commercial she released TODAY - is that she *still* claims that her parents had to elope because her mom was from a Native-American family. At BEST, her mom's great-great-great grandfather was Native-American, making this claim so ridiculous that.... only Lizzy Warren could still repeat it.
MrJimm
The silver lining here is that we'll probably never hear that ridiculous "head over heels" story about her parents eloping again.
Everybody laughed.
It's true. Warren's DNA test couldn't be any funnier even if you guys had been right.
CNN: Trump on Warren: "I didn't say that." (He did.)
The Hill: Trump denies offering $1 million for Elizabeth Warren DNA test, even though he did
Newsweek: Elizabeth Warren Mocks Donald Trump's Memory, Mental Capacity Over $1M Charity Pledge Denial
Rolling Stone: Elizabeth Warren Calls Trump's $1 Million Bluff
Stephen King: Don, put your money where your blabbermouth is.
Denizcan Grimes: Trump now owes $6 million just for losing racist bets. [*referring to Trump's $5 million Obama birth certificate offer]
Frank Conniff: Donald Trump won’t release his tax returns, so he can’t prove he has the million dollars he said he’d pay if she released her DNA test.
Andrea Young: Pay up bitch
Gilbert Jasono:
"Trump voters will surely be swayed by a DNA test from a world-class geneticist," thought Elizabeth Warren about a group of people who were convinced Hillary had Stage 5 Dementia because she coughed once.
Since the PR report from Warren's hand-picked narrative-builder only claimed she may have barely-detectable traces of Mexican or Central American DNA, not Cherokee or Native American DNA, her best move may be to campaign in 2020 as an undocumented immigrant.
It's an either-or, yes-or-no proposition. The time to rewrite the bet was before you made it. She wins, Trump and you lost.
Now make like a peace pipe and suck it.
We'll let The Onion (yes, that Onion) have the final word:
Elizabeth Warren Disappointed After DNA Test Shows Zero Trace Of Presidential Material
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