Stuff they said to get what they wanted

There's a line in a Simpsons episode where the Itchy & Scratchy exec is selling animation cels and claims they are "absolutely, positively, 100% guaranteed to increase in value."  And then the announcer says quickly and almost imperceptibly "not a guarantee!"

Over and over during the debate media blackout over the details of Obamacare, we were told that health care premiums would go down with the teaser of $2500 in savings.  Not true.  Chris Jacobs at Heritage: "Ezra Klein can't save Obamacare's broken premium promise."