Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Dear Sir: Thank you for purchasing flowers from us!

Wife: What flowers?

Man: You stupid florists.

1 comment:

Joel said...

Reminds me of a (true) story I heard about a man who had two American Express cards - one for business, one for personal use. He bought his mistress a fur coat, but accidentally used the personal card. He called Amex in tears to try to get the charge moved to the business card before his wife saw the statement. (It didn't work.)