The NY Times is asking readers for their favorite Simpsons moments. It's hard to narrow down, but I'll pick this as the best Simpsons quote:
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" - Ralph WiggumMy favorite minor character quote is the beekeeper in "Lisa's Rival" who speaks in a Bruce Wayne/Batman inflection: "No noise suggest no bees."
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Grounds-keeper Willie's "Ya' cheese-eating surrender-monkeys!" has got to make the list somewhere.
-Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg
My favorite is when Homer creates a make-up dispenser and applies the finishing touches to Marg. Of course it goes bad, caking on the make up so thick that Marg states, "Homer, you had it set on whore" or something to that affect.
The front page:
Simpsons quotes, a wasted Lindsay Lohan, a screwed-up Holly Hunter interview, booze and ciggies, what's up in Zimbabwe, Harry Potter, Massachusetts health care fighting, Social Security, a Hillary quip, funny ads, French bashing, Pakistani religious tensions, Democrats suck, creepy credit card companies, dumb fatwas, unions suck, it's still okay to have canned the attorneys, Harry Potter, Democrats suck.
Alberto who? 25% what? Subpoena whuh?
Nobody cares outside Daily Kos.
25% = 1/4
Subpoenas: the sole output of this Congress.
How's that?
"At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you."
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