Do not pass GO, do not collect $200 - From Fox News "Judge orders Paris Hilton back to court": "Hours after Paris Hilton was sent home under house arrest, the judge who originally put her in jail ordered her back to court to determine whether she should be put back behind bars."

The funniest part of this whole Paris Hilton saga is when she complained that the books she had brought to jail were confiscated. What, exactly, was she going to do with these books? Comments are open!

More - Superficial: "So the big medical reason that got Paris Hilton released was that she wasn't happy in prison. Which, I always thought, was sort of the whole point. Was she expecting to ride on unicorns and dance under waterfalls?"