Travel tips for dummies

Well, I’m back from Galveston, freshly reminded of why air travel stinks. Here are some tips for the permanently clueless:

1. Don’t bring that portable armoire onto the plane.
2. That monstrosity will not fit into the overhead.
3. Don’t stand in the aisle blocking everyone while you try to stuff that thing into the overhead.
4. Only people 6’ or taller should be allowed to sit in the emergency aisle seats.

I could go on, but I need to get caught up on the news.