News of my death is greatly exaggerated, infidels!

From some Iranian paper: Iraqi refugees: Al-Sahaf committed suicide

Iraqi refugees who have taken shelter at Iraq's borders near the Iranian town of Dehloran over the week have claimed that Information Minister Saeed al-Sahaf had committed suicide, the Iranian newspaper, Mardomsalari reported Tuesday.

The Americans will die on my funeral pyre! I'm not dead yet!

No matter what, We Love the Iraqi Information Minister