Wednesday, April 02, 2003

John Kerry takes a stand

From the Boston Globe:

The Massachusetts senator has long said Saddam Hussein must be disarmed and removed from power, and he voted to give President Bush the authority to strike Iraq. But he has strongly criticized Bush for his actions leading to the war, saying the president should have given diplomacy more time and his failure to do so has alienated America's allies.

The American Voter: Right you. The senator, what do you think?
John Kerry: (panic) Er... er...
TAV: Come on!
John Kerry: Splunge!!!
TAV: What does splunge mean?
John Kerry: It means ... I-support-the-war-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

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