Almost certainly an urban legend, but funny nonetheless

From National Review's Corner:

I was out looking at some soldiers in the 3-327 Infantry and one of them was sharing some cookies he had just received in the mail. A photographer walked over to him and asked in a heavy French accent for a cookie. The soldier glanced up and told him no cookies for anyone from France. The photographer claimed he was half Italian. Without missing a beat the soldier broke a cookie in half and handed it over.