No, you don't push the wind away, the wind comes at you. Ok change those, get the little dwarf canolies. Come on, don't talk back, mime is money, come on, move it.
Donald Trump: No one knows... why he was there... or what he was doing... the GOP's problem is that its slate of candidates was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
Rick Santorum: Fatally obsessed with someone, somewhere licking somebody's love pump.
Jon Huntsman: His role was to be somewhere in the middle, kind of like lukewarm water.
Newt Gingrich: A preserved moose onstage.
Michelle Bachmann: Her brain spontaneously composted, leaving nothing behind but a small green globule.
Herman Cain: Choked to death on someone else's pizza.
Rick Perry: Died onstage, in a bizarre garbling accident.
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It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
Thanks for the info on setting up Blogger's blogroll the other day!
I'm really influenced by Mitt and Bachmann, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Machmann piece.
No, you don't push the wind away, the wind comes at you. Ok change those, get the little dwarf canolies. Come on, don't talk back, mime is money, come on, move it.
Ha-ha! I saw "Tap" at a midnight showing in Northampton one year and the place was full of hardcore fans.
I envy us.
THOSE WE HAVE LOST:
Donald Trump: No one knows... why he was there... or what he was doing... the GOP's problem is that its slate of candidates was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
Rick Santorum: Fatally obsessed with someone, somewhere licking somebody's love pump.
Jon Huntsman: His role was to be somewhere in the middle, kind of like lukewarm water.
Newt Gingrich: A preserved moose onstage.
Michelle Bachmann: Her brain spontaneously composted, leaving nothing behind but a small green globule.
Herman Cain: Choked to death on someone else's pizza.
Rick Perry: Died onstage, in a bizarre garbling accident.
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