Saturday, August 13, 2016

Yeah, screw you, Bob

Every obituary should be like this one:
William Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69. We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election.

William stated that there was no better group of morons and mental patients than those he had the privilege of serving with (except Bob, he never liked you, Bob).

Unlike previous times, this is not a ploy to avoid creditors or old girlfriends.

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